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<h3>CHAPTER VIII.</h3>
<h4>SIR LIONEL BERTRAM.<br/> </h4>
<p>The personal peculiarities which Sir Lionel had mentioned in his
letter to his son as being characteristic of himself were certainly
true. He was an old, or, perhaps, rather an elderly gentleman, in a
military frock, with a bald head, a hook nose, and a short allowance
of teeth. But he was more than this: though elderly he was tall and
upright; he was distinguished looking, and, for an old man, handsome
in spite of his lost teeth; and though bald as to the top of his
head, had yet enough hair to merit considerable attention, and to be
the cause of considerable pride. His whiskers, also, and mustache,
though iron-gray, were excellent in their way. Had his baldness been
of an uglier description, or his want of teeth more disagreeably
visible, he probably might not have alluded to them himself. In
truth, Sir Lionel was not a little vain of his personal appearance,
and thought that in the matter of nose, he was quite equal to the
Duke in aristocratic firmness, and superior to Sir Charles Napier in
expression and general design.</p>
<p>But though a vain man, Sir Lionel was too clever to let his vanity
show itself in an offensive manner. The "ars celare artem" was his
forte; and he was able to live before the world as though he never
cast a thought on his coat and pantaloons, or ever did more than
brush and smooth his iron-gray locks with due attention to
cleanliness.</p>
<p>I was going to say that Sir Lionel's appearance was the best thing
about him; but in saying so I should belie his manner, with which it
was certainly difficult for any one to find fault. It was what the
world calls happy, meaning thereby, that so great was the possessor's
luck that he was able to make it pleasant to all men, and to all
women—for a while. Mrs. Bertram—she had not lived to be my
lady—had, I believe, not always found it so.</p>
<p>These, joined to a readiness in the use of one or two languages
besides his own, were the qualifications which had given Sir Lionel
his title, and had caused him to be employed in so many missions in
so many countries; and on duty, too, which could not be said to be of
a military nature. He never made difficulties or enemies of his own,
and could generally smooth down the difficulties and enemies left
behind them by others, perhaps of a more sturdy temperament.</p>
<p>But now the catalogue of his virtues is complete. He was not a man of
genius, or even a man of talent. He had performed no great service
for his country; had neither proposed nor carried through any
valuable project of diplomacy; nor had he shown any close insight
into the habits and feelings of the people among whom he had lived.
But he had been useful as a great oil-jar, from whence oil for the
quiescence of troubled waters might ever and anon be forthcoming.
Expediency was his god, and he had hitherto worshipped it with a
successful devotion.</p>
<p>That he had not been a good husband has been hinted; that he had been
a very indifferent father has been made apparent. But at the moment
of his meeting with his son, he atoned for all his past sins in this
respect by the excellence of his manner; and before the evening was
over, George liked his father, who had owed him everything and given
him nothing, ten times better than he had ever liked his uncle who
had given him everything though he had owed him nothing.</p>
<p>"It's an odd place for us to have met in at last, is it not, sir?"
said George. They were sitting after supper very close together on
one of those stationary sofas which are found affixed to the wall in
every room in the East, and the son was half holding, half caressing
his father's arm. Sir Lionel, to tell the truth, did not much care
for such caresses, but under the peculiar circumstances of this
present interview he permitted it.</p>
<p>"You see, I'm always in odd places, George."</p>
<p>"You've been in Jerusalem before?"</p>
<p>"No, never. It's not on the road anywhere, or on any road at all, as
one may well see. I never knew such a place to get to. Now there are
roads of some sort even about Bagdad."</p>
<p>"And Damascus?"</p>
<p>"Oh, Damascus is a highway; but nobody comes to Jerusalem except the
pilgrims, and those who like to look after the pilgrims. We are just
in the thick of them now, I believe."</p>
<p>"Yes, sir. There are thirteen thousand here. I am sure you'll like
the place. I am delighted with it, although I have been here as yet
only two days."</p>
<p>"Perhaps more so than you will be when you have been ten."</p>
<p>"I don't think it. But it is not the city itself."</p>
<p>"No; that seems poor and dirty enough."</p>
<p>"I would not mind the dirt if the place were but true." Sir Lionel
did not quite understand him, but he said nothing. "It is the country
round, the immediate vicinity of Jerusalem that fascinates so
wonderfully."</p>
<p>"Ah! the scenery is good, is it?"</p>
<p>"Well, in one way it is; but I do not mean that. I cannot explain it;
but to-morrow you will go to the Mount of Olives with me."</p>
<p>"Mount of Olives, eh? I'm not very good at climbing up a hill, Master
George; you must remember the difference between twenty-three and
sixty-three. What is there to see there?"</p>
<p>What was there to see there! This was said in a tone which made
George feel rather indisposed to describe, if describe he could, what
there was there to be seen. He had quite wit enough to perceive that
his father was not enthusiastic about Bible history.</p>
<p>And then they changed the conversation, and began to talk about
George Bertram the elder.</p>
<p>"It's eighteen years since I've seen my brother," said Sir Lionel.
"He was usually cross enough then. I suppose he has hardly improved?"</p>
<p>"I can't exactly call him cross. He has been very kind to me, you
know."</p>
<p>"Kind—well. If you are contented, I am; but, considering that you
are his natural heir, I don't think he has done so very much. If he
means to be kind, why does he bother me every other month with a long
account, of which the postage comes to heaven knows how much?"</p>
<p>"Ah! but, sir, I am not his heir."</p>
<p>"Not his heir!" said Sir Lionel, with more of sharpness in his tone
than was at all usual with him; with a little sharpness also in his
eye, as George quickly observed. "Not his heir—who is his heir
then?"</p>
<p>"Ah, that I do not know. Some corporation, perhaps, or some hospital.
All I know is, that I am not. That he has told me quite plainly. And
he was very right to do so," added George, after a pause.</p>
<p>Sir Lionel repressed the exclamation of anger against his brother
which was in his heart, and had all but risen to his tongue. He had
not been wandering for thirty years on foreign missions for nothing.
He must find out more of this lad's disposition and feelings before
he spoke out plainly before him what he thought. He had intended not
only that his son should be the rich uncle's heir, but the rich
uncle's adopted child also; so that some portion of that vast wealth
might be made use of, certainly by George, perhaps even in some
modest degree by himself, without the unnecessary delay of waiting
for his brother's death. It would be bad enough to wait, seeing how
probable it was that that brother might outlive himself. But now to
be told not only that his hopes in this respect were vain, but that
the old miser had absolutely repudiated his connection with his
nephew! This was almost too much for his diplomatic equanimity.
Almost, I say; for in fact he did restrain himself.</p>
<p>"And did he say, George, in so many words that he meant to give you
nothing?"</p>
<p>"Yes, very plainly—in so many words. And I told him as plainly, and
in as many, that I wanted nothing from him."</p>
<p>"Was that prudent, my boy?"</p>
<p>"It was the truth, sir. But I must tell you the whole. He offered me
a loan of three thousand <span class="nowrap">pounds—"</span></p>
<p>"Well, you took that?"</p>
<p>"Indeed, no. He offered it on the condition that I should be an
attorney."</p>
<p>"An attorney! and you with a double-first?"</p>
<p>"Ah, he does not much value double-firsts. Of course, I was not going
to make myself an attorney."</p>
<p>"Of course not. But what is he doing about an allowance for you?"</p>
<p>"He has been very liberal. He has given me a hundred and fifty a
<span class="nowrap">year—"</span></p>
<p>"Yes; and sent me the bill of it—with great regularity."</p>
<p>The son did not remind the father that all regularity in the matter
had ended there, and that the bills so sent had never been paid; but
he could not help thinking that in justice he might do so.</p>
<p>"But that expense will soon be over, sir, as regards either you or
him. The allowance will be discontinued next year."</p>
<p>"What! he is going to stop even that school-boy's pittance?"</p>
<p>"Why not, sir? I have no claim on him. And as he has not forgotten to
tell me so once or <span class="nowrap">twice—"</span></p>
<p>"He was always a vulgar fellow," said Sir Lionel. "How he came to
have such a spirit of trade in his very blood, I can't conceive. God
knows I have none of it."</p>
<p>"Nor I either, sir."</p>
<p>"Well, I hope not. But does he expect you to live upon air? This is
bad news, George—very bad."</p>
<p>"Of course I have always intended to go into a profession. I have
never looked at it in the same light as you do. I have always
intended to make my own way, and have no doubt that I shall do so. I
have quite made up my mind about it now."</p>
<p>"About what, George?"</p>
<p>"I shall go into orders, and take a college living."</p>
<p>"Orders!" said Sir Lionel; and he expressed more surprise and almost
more disgust at this idea than at that other one respecting the
attorney scheme.</p>
<p>"Yes; I have been long doubting; but I think I have made up my mind."</p>
<p>"Do you mean that you wish to be a parson, and that after taking a
double-first?"</p>
<p>"I don't see what the double-first has to do with it, sir. The only
objection I have is the system of the establishment. I do not like
the established church."</p>
<p>"Then why go into it?" said Sir Lionel, not at all understanding the
nature of his son's objection.</p>
<p>"I love our liturgy, and I like the ritual; but what we want is the
voluntary principle. I do not like to put myself in a position which
I can, in fact, hold whether I do the duties of it or no. Nor do I
<span class="nowrap">wish—"</span></p>
<p>"Well; I understand very little about all that; but, George, I had
hoped something better for you. Now, the army is a beggarly
profession unless a man has a private fortune; but, upon my word, I
look on the church as the worst of the two. A man <i>may</i> be a bishop
of course; but I take it he has to eat a deal of dirt first."</p>
<p>"I don't mean to eat any dirt," said the son.</p>
<p>"Nor to be a bishop, perhaps," replied the father.</p>
<p>They were quite unable to understand each other on this subject. In
Sir Lionel's view of the matter, a profession was—a profession. The
word was understood well enough throughout the known world. It
signified a calling by which a gentleman, not born to the inheritance
of a gentleman's allowance of good things, might ingeniously obtain
the same by some exercise of his abilities. The more of these good
things that might be obtained, the better the profession; the easier
the labour also, the better the profession; the less restriction that
might be laid on a man in his pleasurable enjoyment of the world, the
better the profession. This was Sir Lionel's view of a profession,
and it must be acknowledged that, though his view was commonplace, it
was also common sense; that he looked at the matter as a great many
people look at it; and that his ideas were at any rate sufficiently
intelligible. But George Bertram's view was different, and much less
easy of explanation. He had an idea that in choosing a profession he
should consider, not so much how he should get the means of spending
his life, but how he should in fact spend it. He would have, in
making this choice, to select the pursuit to which he would devote
that amount of power and that amount of life which God should allot
to him. Fathers and mothers, uncles and aunts, guardians and
grandfathers, was not this a singular view for a young man to take in
looking at such a subject?</p>
<p>But in truth George was somewhat afflicted by a
<i>tête monté</i> in this
matter. I say afflicted, because, having imagination and ideality to
lead him to high views, he had not a sufficient counterbalance in his
firmness of character. If his father was too mundane, he was too
transcendental. As for instance, he approved at the present moment,
in theory, of the life of a parish clergyman; but could he have
commenced the life to-morrow, he would at once have shrunk from its
drudgery.</p>
<p>They did not understand each other; perceiving which, Sir Lionel gave
up the subject. He was determined not to make himself disagreeable to
his son. He, at any rate, intended to make him no allowance, to give
him no fortune, and was aware, therefore, that he had no right to
interfere otherwise than as his advice might be asked. Nor indeed had
he any wish to do so, if he could only instil into the young man's
mind a few—not precepts; precepts are harsh and disagreeable—a few
comfortable friendly hints as to the tremendous importance of the
game which might be played with Mr. George Bertram senior. If he
could only do this pleasantly, and without offence to his son, he
would attempt nothing further.</p>
<p>He turned the conversation, and they talked agreeably on other
matters—of Oxford, of the Wilkinsons, of Harcourt, and by degrees
also a little of uncle George.</p>
<p>"What sort of a house does my brother keep at Hadley—eh, George?
Dull enough it used to be."</p>
<p>"Well; it is dull. Not that he is dull himself; I can always talk to
my uncle when he will talk to me."</p>
<p>"Sees no company, I suppose?"</p>
<p>"Not much."</p>
<p>"Never goes into society?"</p>
<p>"He dines out in London sometimes; and sometimes gives dinners too."</p>
<p>"What! at taverns?"</p>
<p>"Yes; at Blackwall, or Greenwich, or some of those places. I have
been at his dinners, and he never spares anything."</p>
<p>"He doesn't feel his years, then? He's not infirm? no rheumatism or
anything of that sort—strong on his legs, eh?"</p>
<p>"As strong as you are, sir."</p>
<p>"He's ten years my senior, you know."</p>
<p>"Yes, I know he is. He's not nearly so young a man as you are; but I
really think he is as strong. He's a wonderful man for his years,
certainly."</p>
<p>"I'm delighted to hear it," said Sir Lionel. A keen judge of
character, however, scrutinizing the colonel's face closely, would
not then have read much warm delight therein depicted.</p>
<p>"You rather like him on the whole, then—eh, George?"</p>
<p>"Well; I really think I do. I am sure I ought to like him.
<span class="nowrap">But—"</span></p>
<p>"Well, George; speak out. You and I need have no secrets."</p>
<p>"Secrets, no; I've no secret. My uncle has a way of saying too much
himself about what he does for one."</p>
<p>"Sends in the bill too often—eh, George?"</p>
<p>"If it is to be a bill, let him say so. I for one shall not blame
him. There is no reason he should give me anything. But situated as I
have been at Oxford, it would have been almost absurd in me to refuse
his <span class="nowrap">allowance—"</span></p>
<p>"Quite absurd."</p>
<p>"When he knew I was coming out to you, he made Pritchett—you know
Pritchett?"</p>
<p>"And his handwriting—very well indeed."</p>
<p>"He made Pritchett put three hundred pounds to my credit; that was
over and above my allowance. Well, I did almost make up my mind to
return that; as it is, I have not touched it, and I think I shall
repay it."</p>
<p>"For heaven's sake do no such thing. It would be an offence which he
would never forgive." Sir Lionel did say so much with something of
parental energy in his tone and manner.</p>
<p>"Yes, sir; but to be told of it!"</p>
<p>"But he does not ask you to pay it him back again?"</p>
<p>"If he asks you;—is not that the same thing? But you hardly
understand me, or him either."</p>
<p>"I think I understand him, George. I wonder whether they could give
us a cup of coffee here?"</p>
<p>"Of course they can:" and George rang the bell.</p>
<p>"Perhaps so; but as far as my experience goes, wherever Englishmen
frequent, there the coffee is spoilt. Englishmen, as far as I can
see, have a partiality for chicory, but none at all for coffee."</p>
<p>"What I mean, sir, is this. Connected as I and my uncle are together,
seeing that he has all my life—" Here George paused a moment, for
what he was about to say might have seemed to imply a censure on his
father.</p>
<p>"Paid your school-bills, and all that sort of thing," filled in Sir
Lionel.</p>
<p>"Yes; as he has always done that, it seemed so natural that I should
take what he gave me."</p>
<p>"Quite natural. You could have done nothing else."</p>
<p>"And now he speaks of it as though—as though;—of course I am under
an obligation to him—a very deep obligation. I understand that, and
should not fret at it. But he thinks of it as though I had been to
blame in spending his money. When I see him next, he'll say something
of the same sort about that three hundred pounds. All I can do is to
remind him that I did not ask for it, and tell him that he may have
it back again."</p>
<p>"Do nothing of the kind, George," said Sir Lionel, who regarded as
little less than lunacy on his son's part this declared intention to
refund money to a rich man. "I know very well what you mean. It is
disagreeable to be reminded of money that you have spent."</p>
<p>"But I haven't spent it."</p>
<p>"Well, of money that you have received. But what can you do? It is
not your fault. As you truly say, it would be absurd and ungrateful
too if you were to decline to take such trifles from your own uncle;
especially seeing what he has done for you. It is his manner, and
that was always disagreeable; especially in money matters." And so
having given to his son the best advice he had to offer, Sir Lionel
sipped his coffee. "Very bad—very bad, indeed; it always is at these
English places. If I could have my own way, I would always keep out
of English haunts." In this respect Sir Lionel had had his own way
during the greater portion of his life.</p>
<p>Before they parted for the evening, George communicated to his father
the great fact of Miss Todd's picnic as settled for the next day; and
Sir Lionel expressed himself as willing to make one of the party if
Miss Todd could be induced to extend to him the light of her
countenance. On this head young Bertram, though his own acquaintance
had certainly been short, thought that he might take on himself to
answer. People soon get intimate with each other at such places as
Jerusalem. When you have been up the Great Pyramid with a lady, the
chances are you know more about her than you would do from a year's
acquaintance fostered by a dozen London parties; and a journey up the
Nile with a man may be considered quite equal to three years spent
together at the same college,—that is, if the fellow-travellers be
young. After a certain age, men never become really intimate, let
their relations with each other be ever so close.</p>
<p>"There will be a Miss Baker there, sir, who says she knows you; and a
Miss Waddington, a very fine girl, who at any rate knows my name."</p>
<p>"What! Caroline Waddington?"</p>
<p>"Yes, Caroline Waddington."</p>
<p>"She is a ward of your uncle."</p>
<p>"So Miss Baker tells me; but I never heard my uncle mention them.
Indeed, he never mentions anything."</p>
<p>"It will be very desirable that you should know Miss Waddington.
There is no saying what your uncle may do with his money. Yes, I'll
go to the picnic; only I hope the place is not distant." So that
matter was settled.</p>
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