<h2><SPAN name="chap37"></SPAN>CHAPTER XXXVII</h2>
<p class="letter">
We depart for Europe—a misunderstanding arises between the Captain and
the Surgeon, through the scandalous aspersions of Crampley—the Captain
dies—Crampley tyrannises over the surgeon, who falls a Victim for his
Cruelty—I am also ill-used—the Ship strikes—the behaviour of
Crampley and the Seamen on that occasion—-I get on shore, challenge the
Captain to single combat—am treacherously knocked down, wounded, and
robbed</p>
<p>Now that I could return to my native country in a creditable way, I felt
excessive pleasure in finding myself out of sight of that fatal island, which
has been the grave of so many Europeans: and, as I was accommodated with
everything to make the passage agreeable, I resolved to enjoy myself as much as
the insolence of Crampley would permit. This insidious slanderer had found
means already to cause a misunderstanding between the surgeon and captain, who,
by his age and infirmities, was rendered intolerably peevish, his disposition
having also been soured by a long course of disappointments. He had a
particular aversion to all young men, especially to surgeons, whom he
considered unnecessary animals on board of a ship; and, in consequence of these
sentiments, never consulted the doctor, notwithstanding his being seized with a
violent fit of the gout and gravel, but applied to a cask of Holland gin, which
was his sovereign prescription against all distempers: whether he was at this
time too sparing, or took an overdose of his cordial, certain it is, he
departed in the night, without any ceremony, which indeed was a thing he always
despised, and was found stiff next morning, to the no small satisfaction of
Crampley, who succeeded to the command of the vessel. For that very reason, Mr.
Tomlins and I had no cause to rejoice at this event, fearing that the tyranny
of our new commander would now be as unlimited as his power. The first day of
his command justified our apprehensions: for, on pretence that the decks were
too much crowded, he ordered the surgeon’s hencoops, with all his fowls,
to be thrown overboard; and at the same time prohibited him and me from walking
on the quarter-deck.</p>
<p>Mr. Tomlins could not help complaining of these injuries, and in the course of
his expostulation dropped some hasty words, of which Crampley taking hold,
confined him to his cabin, where, in a few days, for want of air he was
attacked by a fever, which soon put an end to his life, after he had made his
will, by which he bequeathed all his estate, personal and real, to his sister,
and left to me his watch and instruments as memorials of his friendship. I was
penetrated with grief on this melancholy occasion; the more because there was
nobody on board to whom I could communicate my sorrows, or of whom I could
receive the least consolation or advice. Crampley was so far from discovering
the least remorse for his barbarity, at the news of the surgeon’s death,
that he insulted his memory in the most abusive manner, and affirmed he had
poisoned himself out of pure fear, dreading to be brought to a court-martial
for mutiny; for which reason he would not suffer the service of the dead to be
read over his body before it was thrown overboard.</p>
<p>Nothing but a speedy deliverance could have supported me under the brutal sway
of this bashaw, who, to render my life more irksome, signified to my messmates
a desire that I should be expelled from their society. This was no sooner
hinted, than they granted his request; and I was fain to eat in a solitary
manner by myself during the rest of the passage, which, however, soon drew to a
period.</p>
<p>We had been seven weeks at sea, when the gunner told the captain that, by his
reckoning, we must be in soundings, and desired he would order the lead to be
heaved. Crampley swore he did not know how to keep the ship’s way, for we
were not within a hundred leagues of soundings, and therefore he would not give
himself the trouble to cast the lead. Accordingly we continued our course all
that afternoon and night, without shortening sail, although the gunner
pretended to discover Scilly light; and next morning protested in form against
the captain’s conduct, for which he was put in confinement, We discovered
no land all that day, and Crampley was still so infatuated as to neglect
sounding; but at three o’clock in the morning the ship struck, and
remained fast on a sand-bank. This accident alarmed the whole crew; the boat
was immediately hoisted out, but as we could not discern which way the shore
lay, we were obliged to wait for daylight. In the meantime, the wind increased,
and the waves beat against the sloop with such violence, that we expected she
would have gone to pieces. The gunner was released and consulted: he advised
the captain to cut away the mast, in order to lighten her; this expedient was
performed without success: the sailors, seeing things in a desperate situation,
according to custom, broke up the chests belonging to the officers, dressed
themselves in their clothes, drank their liquors without ceremony, and
drunkenness, tumult, and confusion ensued.</p>
<p>In the midst of this uproar, I went below to secure my own effects, and found
the carpenter’s mate hewing down the purser’s cabin with his
hatchet, whistling all the while with great composure. When I asked his
intention in so doing, he replied, very calmly, “I only want to taste the
purser’s rum, that’s all, master.” At that instant the purser
coming down, and seeing his effects going to wreck, complained bitterly of the
injustice done to him, and asked the fellow what occasion he had for liquor
when, in all likelihood, he would be in eternity in a few minutes.
“All’s one for that,” said plunderer, “let us live
while we can.” “Miserable wretch that thou art!” cried the
purser, “what must be thy lot in another world, if thou diest in the
commission of robbery?” “Why, hell, I suppose,” replied the
other, with great deliberation, while the purser fell on his knees, and begged
of Heaven that we might not all perish for the sake of Jonas.</p>
<p>During this dialogue I clothed myself in my bed apparel, girded on my hanger,
stuck my pistols, loaded, in my belt, disposed of all my valuable moveables
about my person, and came upon deck with a resolution of taking the first
opportunity to get on shore, which, when the day broke, appeared at the
distance of three miles ahead. Crampley, finding his efforts to get the ship
off ineffectual, determined to consult his own safety, by going into the boat,
which he had no sooner done, than the ship’s company followed so fast,
that she would have sunk alongside, had not some one wiser than the rest cut
the rope and put off. But before this happened, I had made several attempts to
get in, and was always balked by the captain, who was so eager in excluding me,
that he did not mind the endeavours of any other body. Enraged at this inhuman
partiality, and seeing the rope cut, I pulled one of my pistols from my belt,
and cocking it, swore I would shoot any man who would presume to obstruct my
entrance. So saying, I leaped with my full exertion, and got on board of the
boat with the loss of the skin of my shins. I chanced in my descent to overturn
Crampley, who no sooner got up than he struck at me several times with a
cutlass, and ordered the men to throw me overboard; but they were too anxious
about their own safety to mind what he said. Though the boat was very deeply
loaded, and the sea terribly high, we made shift to get upon dry land in less
than an hour after we parted from the sloop. As soon as I set my foot on terra
firma, my indignation, which had boiled so long within me, broke out against
Crampley, whom I immediately challenged to single combat, presenting my
pistols, that he might take his choice: he took one without hesitation, and,
before I could cock the other, fired in my face, throwing the pistol after the
shot. I felt myself stunned, and imagining the bullet had entered my brain,
discharged mine as quick as possible, that I might not die unrevenged: then
flying upon my antagonist, knocked out several of his fore-teeth with the
butt-end of the piece, and would certainly have made an end of him with that
instrument, had he not disengaged himself, and seized his cutlass, which he had
given to his servant when he received the pistol. Seeing him armed in this
manner, I drew my hanger, and, having flung my pistol at his head, closed with
him in a transport of fury, and thrust my weapon into his mouth, which it
enlarged on one side to his ear. Whether the smart of this wound disconcerted
him, or the unevenness of the ground made him reel, I know not, but he
staggered some paces back: I followed close, and with one stroke cut the
tendons of the back of his hand, Upon which his cutlass dropped, and he
remained defenceless. I know not with what cruelty my rage might have inspired
me, if I had not at that instant been felled to the ground by a blow on the
back part of my head, which deprived me of all sensation. In this deplorable
situation, exposed to the rage of an incensed barbarian, and the rapine of an
inhuman crew, I remained for some time; and whether any disputes arose among
them during the state of my annihilation, I cannot pretend to determine; but in
one particular they seemed to have been unanimous, and acted with equal
dexterity and dispatch; for when I recovered the use of my understanding, I
found myself alone in a desolate place, stripped of my clothes, money, watch,
buckles, and everything but my shoes, stockings, breeches and shirt. What a
discovery must this have been to me, who, but an hour before, was worth sixty
guineas in cash! I cursed the hour of my birth, the parents that gave me being,
the sea that did not swallow me up, the poniard of the enemy, which could not
find the way to my heart, the villainy of those who had left me in that
miserable condition; and in the ecstacy of despair resolved to be still where I
was, and perish.</p>
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